This is so totally dumb but when I go to edit the boot option when ESXi boots up with Ctrl + O I get an section that says:
<ENTER: Apply options and boot>
> installerDiskDumpSlotSize=2560 no-auto-partion bootUUID=############################ <-- a bunch of UUID numbers to my volume I assume.
So...I want to arrow back to my DiskDumpSlotSize and kick that number down to 300 MB (for giggles as I'm experiencing a PSOD).
Guess what? When I try to arrow over to the left with my keyboard (no matter what type of keyboard I have plugged into the server) all it does it is type K's.
Left arrow = K
Right arrow = M
Backspace is actually a backspace / delte
Delete = S
...WTF VMWare? What is going on!!!??? :-)
This is maddening.